Here Be Dragons

Come With Me.

It seems that I can't spell compact. Whenever I type it at the moment, I come out with comact. And that is silly.

Also, I'm freaked out by the new coke can, has everyone else noticed that the dynamic ribbon(tm) has gone all different? Well it has.

Freaked out is not the right phrase. More like, "huh."

A girl I have been known from time to time to refer to as a slapper, has declared:

My dirty flatmate Tree (aka Sarah) has decided she is going to be the one “christening” the flat this weekend. Dirty bitch. No one can ever call me a slapper, ever, ever again.

Well. Yeah OK. Like that will stop me. However if I ever meet "Tree" (read Sarah? (What the?)) I can probably be convinced to add her to my list of slappers? It won't help you, but at least you won't be alone. Would that help.

Screw it, I'll just add her on your advice. On the topic of lists, and for those that didn't see scrubs yesterday I give you this...

Cox: You know Newbie, it's so interesting, I found I couldn't sleep last night so in order to past the time I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you. Anyway, I came up with people who call wednesdays "hump day"...
Dan: (sighs loudly)
Cox: ... and of course all Sandra Bullock movies but now I am thrilled to announce your brother tops the list
Dan: (interrupts) Hey chief, does this speech have an intermission, cause I gotta go to the lobby and take a wiz
Cox: Actually, I'm not so keen on nicknames from guys that barely know me...

Also "stop your stupid laughing, it makes you look like a whore."*

Tree better not be a treant.

In more worrisome news, there is apparently a new terminator. The TX. If I was John Connor, I'd be concerned.

Posted by luther at April 4, 2003 01:37 AM