November 06, 2003

Yeah, He Went To Sydney Briefly.

I have trolled through some quotes. They are geeky.

#94125 [Manda] i want a bf
[Manda] i am lame and desperit
[Jamie] desperate
[Redalien] no
[Redalien] desperit
[Redalien] from the latin
[Jamie] wtf
[Redalien] deperitus
[Redalien] meaning easy

#167799
[Zombie_Punk] You bastards wouldn't know a Clerks reference if it analy raped your mother while pouring sugar in your gastank.

Ah, that Clerks one is excellent.

To slightly raise the tone here, behold a Shakespearen quote, that JamesT made me find. (also the power of spark notes) from Henry V:

KING HENRY: No, faith, is't not, Kate; but thy speaking of my tongue, and I
thine, most truly-falsely, must needs be granted to be much at one. But, Kate, dost thou understand thus much English: canst thou love me?
KATHARINE: I cannot tell.
KING HENRY: Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate? I'll ask them. Come, I
know thou lovest me; and at night, when you come into your closet, you'll question this gentlewoman about me; and I know, Kate, you will to her dispraise those parts in me that you love with your heart. But, good Kate, mock me mercifully; the rather, gentle princess, because I love thee cruelly. If ever thou beest mine, Kate, as I have a saving faith within me tells me thou shalt, I get thee with scambling, and thou must therefore needs prove a good soldier-breeder. Shall not thou and I, between Saint Denis and Saint George, compound a boy, half French, half English, that shall go to Constantinople and take the Turk by the beard? Shall we not? What say'st thou, my fair flower-de-luce?

Mmmm " Can any of your neighbours tell?" Mwha.

Also, TBALC in action.

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