Tarkwyn Snr,
Tark Towers,
Tarkistan.
Dear You,
I recently read in the local gossip colum that you and yours were in dire need of some burl. Specifficaly in the form of burly "men".
Unfortunately our finest burl practitioner has recently taken an extended vacation, and is unavailable for operational activities.
However we do still have a number of excellent specimens available for rent or purchase.
We are all certainly strongly and heavily built, if by that you mean quality of construction rather than strength of arm. We are however frank and direct. This might not be your desired requirement, and if not, I'm sorry you are out of luck.
This is rather unimportant given how we whore for food. Right slutty we are if I do say so myself.
By the way, as proof of my burliness, my record for penguin bashing is 321. (Verified by Claire). Batarup!
Posted by luther at January 23, 2004 02:40 PM | TrackBackI managed 321.1. The trick seems to be giving your penguin as much height as possible without going so high that he won't bounce.
Funky graphics. Also very silly.
Posted by: Cardinal on January 23, 2004 03:22 PMUpdate: 323.5, baby. Yeah! Can you feel that, huh?
Posted by: Cardinal on January 23, 2004 03:25 PMAdditional challenge: longest buried penguin, ie most distance on the fly with no bounces.
My record: 207.
Hmmm, perhaps I should be writing my thesis.
Naaah.
Posted by: Cardinal on January 23, 2004 03:38 PMDamn you wee bull. I just demonstrated to Dave and got up to 322.9
Posted by: Luther on January 23, 2004 04:48 PMThe sad thing is you are both sober.
Posted by: Dave on January 23, 2004 05:37 PMI shall take as many of your sub-par burlesque men as you have available. Report at 'Pop Past' at the time of the thing.
Posted by: tark on January 25, 2004 12:11 AM323.4 as witnessed by Charlie.
grrr
Posted by: Dave on January 26, 2004 01:19 PM