Here Be Dragons

They Know How To Please Me.

More of what I want, more of what I need:

The Hotel Monaco group -- with properties in New Orleans, Chicago, Denver, San Francisco, Salt Lake City, Washington, D.C. and Seattle - has offered "tall guestrooms" for some time. These rooms -- ranging in number from seven to 25 per property -- feature extra-high ceilings, beds that are 96 inches (243 cm) long, and raised showerheads in the bathrooms. There is no extra charge. The hotels plan to add higher doorframes, raised vanities and toilets, longer bathrobes and in-room information on local tall clothing stores.

Of course, if I had as much money as a NBA player I could get me some "'NBA Suites' featuring doors that top out at 8 feet (2.43 metres) and beds that long, ceilings that are 10 feet (3.04 metres), and shower heads at 7 feet (2.13 metres). Other furniture in the rooms is also built especially to accommodate the tall." And that would be funky. Of course, they would charge me USD400 a night, so it wouldn't be too funky. Behold, more attention to this kind of thing, and also, behold Tall, A lifestlye magazine for the heightened culture. Bahahaha. [via]

Aha, I just found some of the Magazine's merchandise. They sell a tote bag emblazoned with "Life may be short... But I'M NOT" If I was I dunno, six nine or something maybe I start with stuff like that. Or maybe not.

Finally, I admit that I am not secretly a dragon.