Troy in Fifteen Minutes... shib. [c/-]
AGAMEMNON: Look, there's no reason for me to slaughter thousands of your men. You pick out your best soldier, and I pick out mine.
KING OF THESSALY: Deal. [turns to his army] SOME GUYYYYY!
THESSALIAN ARMY: SOME! GUY! SOME! GUY! SOME! GUY!
Also excellent for labelling a location "Menelaus’ Hall of Famous Last Words, Sparta". Baha. Also for:
ODYSSEUS: Lookin' good there, kid. What is he, your--
ACHILLES: Cousin. He's my cousin. Cousin. Totally my cousin. In conclusion: Cousin.
Ah, screw it, the entire thing is good. READ IT. LAUGH. Also, who knew that Ajax was Sabretooth? Not me. Probably Ben, and obviously this girl, but not me.
Posted by luther at May 21, 2004 05:55 PM | TrackBackThis was indeed funny. I approve.
Posted by: Cardinal on May 23, 2004 03:12 PMI knew it was Sabretooth! Me!! Claire!! I knew!! Go me!!!
Posted by: Claire on May 26, 2004 07:25 PM